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| Uniform courtesy of "Billy The Exterminator" |
"Fork Massages" (we don't call him Random Riley for no reason, huh?)
Yes, the name says it all. He acquired a few plastic forks from our swim club and noticed that they felt nice when he scratched his arm with them.... and voila! A business idea was born. He already has a client list (wonder who that might be?) and his rates are actually quite reasonable. Here is the info if you need to book one. (Be warned, Jensen is his assistant and he quits early... and he don't read so good yet for booking appointments.)
10 minutes of professional fork massage for $1.00.
A "combo" massage is $1.25 for 10 minutes (What is a combo massage you ask? Well it is your back and your scalp.... or some other place... no, please don't go there with your mind....)
IF you are a "member" of the club, you get an extra minute FREE!
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| A Satisfied Client |
He also has made the commitment to not use the client's forks on himself... how thoughtful and sanitary of him.... HOWEVER I should tell you that he only has THREE forks in his repertoire so, although he will not use them on HIMSELF, he does use them on everyone else.....AND he keeps the spares sticking out of his curly mop of hair like multi-pointed chopsticks.
..... must talk to him about health codes when I am done here.....
I can see the college money rolling in!
10:33AM (Second day of business)
Staffing update: Jensen has been fired for inappropriate behavior in the workplace. As Bailey was getting his massage, Jensen disrobed and began dancing in the massage office. No severance pay was offered. Law suit imminent..... or a good fist fight.... will update later...
