Misinterpretation of Adult Paraphernalia

One of our favorite stores in San Luis Obispo is "Quirk World". It is filled to the rafters with hilarious (albeit inappropriate) things.  I am certain that anyone who knows us will not be shocked, but our kids make a beeline for it once we hit downtown.

As Toby and Riley are purchasing a hat (see background of photo), Jensen runs up and says, "Mom! Look at this cool horn! Can I PLEASE, PLEASE get it?" and he proceeds to demonstrate how HE THINKS it should be used.

Before this moment passes, I rip out my camera and take this photo; then I inform him that, "No, Jensen, we can not buy this. It is NOT a horn.... It is a beer bong." To make matters even worse, Riley (age 10) comes up behind him and says, "Oh. A beer bong. That isn't how you are supposed to use it."

WHHHHAAATTTT?!!!!! No more TV! No more YouTube!
At least they are ready for college right?

Underage Eating....

I see that Jensen is eating a lollipop and I ask him, "Jensen, what flavor is that? Sour Apple?"

Jensen responds with, "No Mom! This here is MARGARITA flavor! Wanna taste?"

Um, no thanks. But I'm googling rehab facilities when we get back to the hotel.