Misinterpretation of Adult Paraphernalia

One of our favorite stores in San Luis Obispo is "Quirk World". It is filled to the rafters with hilarious (albeit inappropriate) things.  I am certain that anyone who knows us will not be shocked, but our kids make a beeline for it once we hit downtown.

As Toby and Riley are purchasing a hat (see background of photo), Jensen runs up and says, "Mom! Look at this cool horn! Can I PLEASE, PLEASE get it?" and he proceeds to demonstrate how HE THINKS it should be used.

Before this moment passes, I rip out my camera and take this photo; then I inform him that, "No, Jensen, we can not buy this. It is NOT a horn.... It is a beer bong." To make matters even worse, Riley (age 10) comes up behind him and says, "Oh. A beer bong. That isn't how you are supposed to use it."

WHHHHAAATTTT?!!!!! No more TV! No more YouTube!
At least they are ready for college right?