In what reality did THAT seem like a good idea?!

Also possibly titled: My son the Klingon...

The Klingon Prince

Bailey and his partner-in-crime Will sheepishly arrive at home last Friday with Bailey sporting a forehead from Star Trek. After my initial terror of possible head trauma I asked how it happened.... I should have not asked..

"I was hit with a golf ball."
"Why were you standing in the way while someone was swinging?!"

"Oh, we weren't playing golf. We were having a golf ball war and throwing them at each other."

WHAAAAAAAT????? Charles Darwin I am a believer! Why is the world not solely populated by females?

After literally sputtering partial profanities at both of them all I can manage to get out is, "You are SO stupid! Both of you!"

Not sure which one is Beavis...

The response from Beavis and Butthead: "heh! heh!"

Days later Bailey looks like a car crash victim... and STILL the only one upset is me....