Heard in the backseat from Riley (5th grade): “Check out my homemade prison shank. I use it for my business.”
He then produces a broken pencil jaggedly sharpened.
Appalled, I asked what type of business he was running?!
His totally serious response, “Expired homework passes and cootie repellent.”
Oh. Good. He will have a job (illegal) and a home (prison) someday. I am so proud. My work on this one is done!
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